• Location: wee office
• Mood: busy
• Music: "K-19: The Widowmaker"

This post is boring, but my life is a motherfucking rave

1) Yesterday I chained myself to a bunk bed with a velociraptor to see how long I'd survive, but before he could eat me, my vast armies of insects and animals turned him into Veloci-Helper. HA! I am TOTALLY prepared for the apocalypse, and you should all be begging to be my Main Squeeze.

2) I'm going into autumn/winter mode, and so is my apartment. I still keep a few windows open at night, but I wake up to a chilly apartment, and I FUCKING LOVE IT. OTOH, by November this apartment will be a freezer. I'm going to do the sensible thing and not think about that right now. but order thermal underwear from L.L. Bean and ask my parents to send my big-ass Pendleton wool blankie of awesomeness to me asap

3) In a fit of madness, and because I miss going to the theatre and being around all things theatrical, I bought a ticket for Equus. Yes, people, the day after Thanksgiving, I'm going to see Harry Potter's penis.

4) I don't really have anything for this number, but five items make a post, so blah-dy bla-dy blah. Oh, hey: after two weeks of erupting like Krakatoa, my nose isn't bleeding anymore! Go me!

5) OMG WHAT IS THIS? U WILL FIND OUT SOON...