Livia Llewellyn (livia_llewellyn) wrote,
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I made me bleed my own blood

This morning, after three months of constant air conditioners and fans blowing, my poor nose finally said OMG ENOUGH. All I did was innocently blow it, and the next thing I knew it looked like Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett had tried to turn my bathroom into a meat pie factory. I've never had a nose bleed before, so I was a bit shocked, to say the least. And of course, I didn't pinch my nose right away, because I didn't know what to do, and all I could think was if you try to google 'nose bleed', you'll short out your laptop from all the blood. So I just stood over the sink, shoving tons of toilet paper at my face. By the time it finally stopped, I had red fingerprints all over my cheeks and chin, lol. The best part was calling my boss to tell him I'd be late to work, and then telling him why.

Of course now my nose itches, but I'm trying to resist the urge to stick my finger into it, since sticking things into my nose was how I got into trouble in the first place - geez, am I seven years old or what? I'm kind of tired, too. I think I need to eat some steak and take a nap.
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