Livia Llewellyn (livia_llewellyn) wrote,
Livia Llewellyn

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Oh Noooessss!

Poll #1134221 I just spilled a ton of that pebble ice all over my desk!

O What Should I Do?

Scream and throw up, then faint.
Pull the fire alarm to evacuate the building, then mosey on over to Starbucks while everyone freaks the fuck out.
Spill more ice on the desk, and sculpt a miniature ice kingdom in which to benevolently rule over - or crush and destroy!
One word: flamethrower.
You idiot! I told you to spill the ice on your chest, not on your desk!
Spill some whiskey on the ice, and start lickin'.
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