Livia Llewellyn (livia_llewellyn) wrote,
Livia Llewellyn
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I am one with the internetz again!

After months of trying to steal gently use the wireless waves that float invisibly around Jersey City (if it's invisible, it must be free, right?), I gave in to the fact that I suck as a thief Sly Internet User. Plus, I think people got wise and started blocking me. Anyway, I broke down and got Verizon Wireless. Now I'm poor again, but can go back to getting drunk and trolling Livejournals on lonely Friday nights - that is, if I'm not getting drunk and buying too many books on Amazon on lonely Friday nights. GO ME!

I also got a rejection and I killed the market in the process, but whatevah - I have sweet, sweet intarwebz again! Let the trolling and name-calling begin!
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