May 3rd, 2008


Well.... I was walking out the door this morning, I noticed a large number of black objects streaming across my bedroom floor, headed to the kitchen. OMG IT'S THE MAY ANT INVASION HOORAY! Either that, or Herbert the Centipede Overlord is throwing one metric fuckton of a party while I'm gone. Oh well. All I could do was spray the shit out of the apartment, throw my suitcase down the stairs to the car, and call the super on the way to the airport. I just can't worry about it, I've more important things to do.

Time for something with a wee umbrella in it!