Livia Llewellyn (livia_llewellyn) wrote,
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Today is Nick "Slappy" Kaufmann's Birthday!

nick_kaufmann is FORTY YEARS OLD. So, it's like he's a dead person, but he acts like he's still alive 'n' shit when doesn't know he's all corpsified inside. That's also called "middle age". For many of us, this is simply called "life". Also, he's been thinking it's his thirty-fifth birthday, for like a couple of years in a row now - go ahead and wish him a happy FORTIETH anyway. He's officially an old fucker, so it's not like he's going to remember anything you said, right? I hear he likes creamed corn, so that would be a good gift. Wait till he falls asleep or starts mumbling about "the good war", and leave it next to his walker.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICK!
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