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2:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: Awe, how sweet! The next-door neighbors are dog-sitting. I heart doggies!
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!

3:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: This is annoying - is that dog ok? I hope he has water.
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: Christ on a bee-covered bicycle WHAT THE FUCK?!
walks into hallway, listens to snuffling and scratching against door
Me: Hello? Doggie?
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: Fucking neighbors. Fucking dog. FUCK YOU, YIP-DOG!
slams door
silence. then:
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: puts headphones on and cries
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAR!!!! ARG!!!!

6:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: on phone to landlord OMGWTFBBQELEVENTYBILLION!!!!1!
Landlord: Yes, it's their new dog. No, I don't know when they'll be back. Yes, I'll call them and tell them to take care of the situation. Hey, how are the ants?
Me: on phone to landlord GAR!!!! ARG!!!!
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!

7:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: rifles through medicine cabinet for drugs
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!!!

8:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: opens door and rushes into hallway - in my underwear OMFG
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUPPPP!!!!!
silence. then:
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH! YIP! BITCH!

9:00 PM
Miniature Yip-Dog: YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Me: googles "flamethrowers"

Marine Autumn

I owe you marine autumn
With dankness at its roots
and fog like a grape
and the graceful sun of the country;
and the silent space
in which sorrows lose themselves
and only the bright crown
of joy comes to the surface.

--Pablo Neruda.


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